Welcome to Best Man Battle.

WE HAVE DETERMINED A WINNER APPARENT!

The primary submissions for the BM Battle have reached their official deadline of 12/7/24 at midnight. A such those will not be scored and any contender that did not file in this time will not receive points for the missed items. Some contenders finished, others did not. I have left the “How well do you know Dan?” quiz up and encourage you to take it anyway to see how you might have done. If you outdo the winner apparent on the quiz, you will receive honorable mention and still have a sash for the bachelor party.

Come here to find the winner apparent!

OK, I know you've all been dying to know...

To many of you this selection may not be a surprise, maybe it will be, but this person earned the title of BEST MAN. Not just by resting on laurels or relying on time-bought cronyism. They competed against some of the best, smartest and most creative and resilient mother fuckers I know....
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Dan did not want to have a “Best Man”, but Jenny insisted, so he came up with a great idea to have his groomsmen do a little competition to decide who will call themselves the best man for the wedding. All 5 of them are Dan’s closest friends and look forward to that opportunity, regardless of who wins. That being said, the losing 4 contenders will have to buy Dan at least 2 lap dances each or give him $200 in one dollar bills, their choice.

For the competition, it will go from 11/05/24 until 12/7/24. There will be a point system where the maximum number of points will be 1000. Points will be issued on status factors such as longevity of friendship (but only a small amount) Other tasks will include:

  • A 100+ question “How well do you know Dan?” quiz (6pts per correct answer)
    • Final Quiz score will be numerical value x2. (Quiz x2 + EC)
    • First contender to finish the quiz will receive 50 extra credit points appended to the final quiz score after multiplier.
    • Second contender to finish the quiz will receive 40 extra credit points appended to the final quiz score after multiplier.
    • Third contender to finish the quiz will receive 30 extra credit points appended to the final quiz score after multiplier.
    • Fourth contender to finish the quiz will receive 20 extra credit points appended to the final quiz score after multiplier.
    • Fifth contender to finish the quiz will receive 10 extra credit points appended to the final quiz score after multiplier (at least you finshed).
  • 4 submission based tasks that will be outlined below and evaluated by Dan (50 pts each)
  • Tux Rental Completion before December 1st
    (100pts)
  • 1 written short story of under 500 words outlining their favorite memory with Dan (100pts)

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11/17/24 - Stats

No contender has finished any of the primary tasks at this point. Points have been awarded to the first 2 contenders to complete the tux process. It is still too early to take any current points into consideration into determining a true lead.