Manaconda
TJ Ferraro
Special Interests
Software Development, disrupting social norms and industry status quos for funsies, Polo?
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- Favorite Quote
- "Listen here Patrick, Dan agrees with me and he's a completely unbiased genius with a huge %^$# ... and we can't BOTH be wrong now can we?" - TJ
Best Man Contender
The odds of winning % and Current score as a running total will be adjusted at the end of each week and will go until December 7th. The total possible score a contender may get is 1000 by the end of the competition. A small amount of initial points have been awarded to each contender based exclusively on longevity of relationship with Dan. Remember that there are no losers here. We fucking win, and because you’re friends with Dan you win even harder, and you probably have a huge penis.
ABOUT THE Contender
No one here is saying TJ is on an NSA watchlist… or two, but we’re not so brazen as to not say it. TJ and Dan met in 2013 along with Patrick. They quickly bonded over an incredibly sense of humor and sarcasm and wit that seemingly knows no bounds. Their personalities were allegedly similar enough that people often confused them. Dan actually used to go by DJ, but stopped as it made their never ending confusion that much more intense. Literally, for years people assumed “TJ” wasn’t even a real person and it was just Dan fucking with everyone. They also both really enjoyed pulling well crafted pranks on other employees, especially Anthony (who started as Dan’s supervisor only to work under him weeks later in his meteoric rise.) Dan and TJ became swear words at the WSLCB in Washington and among legislators, where the agents were afraid to confront them based on their fierce genius and intimidating presence. Truly gods among men, but spiteful and powerful gods. They were 2/3 members of “The Holy Triumvirate” and between the two of them solved problems in days or hours that took most people months or more to work around.
These stories are not for the internet, but TJ surely has countless tales he will regale you with if he thinks you’re cool enough at the wedding or bachelor party.